While not working on MLK Day, I had the opportunity to turn on the tv around a time I’m usually not in front of it. At first I thought it was just another infomercial, but then I realized that, yeah, Tony Danza has his own show, called “The Ton...” oh why finish that?
At this point in history, Tony Danza getting his own show almost feels like some obscure government pork. Or like it was in Reagan’s will: “Well, as my last act of charity, let it be known that my favorite young entertainer of all time, Tony Danza, should get his own talk show.”
But perhaps the best indicator of this show’s longevity is how one of the “Tony Danza Show”’s website descriptions reads: “...Tony will also highlight incredible kids, and get into the kitchen to cook some of his own favorite family recipes.”
In 2001, there were roughly 58,000 people majoring in Communications at four-year universities around the country. And Tony Danza has his own show. (National Center for Education Statistics)
Then I found that The Tony Danza Show broadcasts from New York. I was shocked, shocked! -- that Tony Danza can afford to live in New York!
Here are some strategies to get Danza:
1. Poison canneloni
2. Exploding feathered-hair creme
3. Curled up viper snake camouflaged as gold pendant
(Since I live in Indianapolis, I did some checking for Iowans: It airs on Des Moines, Ames, Channel 13 at 11:00am.)