Here's What! Vol. 7
Busy like the rest of us on a Sunday and can’t make time for breakfast? Attend a church of your choice that’s serving a hearty communion... Yes, children are the future. But so what does that make parrots? Those fucks live a LONG-ASS time... In light of a state fair visit, I don't think middle America has so much an obesity problem as it does a big ol' titty support problem... And speaking of which, jeez, I can’t believe state fairs still allow Little People to roam the midway… And speaking of whom, did you hear The World’s Smallest Man sired a purple ribbon sow? (look it up, people)... My other car is stilts... I ate an entire Lunchable in the time it took Diane Rehm to say “nuclear non-proliferation treaties”... All the rage in Japan? Lesbian fetishists teens’ Hello Clitty dolls… Might the ADM Foundation give me a grant to eat Brown ‘n’ Serve smoky links every day for the rest of my life?... Is this love or what? My girlfriend planted a big happy smooch on me even though I’ve got meth-mouth!... Now come on, isn’t Dairy Queen really the poor man’s Hardee’s?... I can’t wait to introduce mom and dad to Rachel – my very special online avatar!… I’ve noticed that soul music is really not relevant unless it is 1:30am and one is gradually approaching alcohol poisoning... One day I’d like to meet a nice woman who almost exactly resembles my 2nd cousin on my dad’s side... Need to find a local alternative to prostate health? You’ll be glad you tried: www.anteater.peanutbutter.gauze.maps.google.com...
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