I am thinking it is a very good, very inexpensive publicity stunt. I honestly hope that's what it is.
El Gordo, I don't know if you found Mssr. Gallo via the Onion's gift guide, but have you seen the Glen Danzig figures? Too expensive for me at $65-75, but if they were half that price I might splurge for a blood-splatterd Samhain Danzig.
This might be the most unbelievable thing I've ever seen, especially the last paragraph. How broke do you think he is?
ReplyDeleteSperm is going too far, but I'd be willing to part with Grendel's accordion straps for $350.00. Takers?
ReplyDeleteI am thinking it is a very good, very inexpensive publicity stunt. I honestly hope that's what it is.
ReplyDeleteEl Gordo, I don't know if you found Mssr. Gallo via the Onion's gift guide, but have you seen the Glen Danzig figures? Too expensive for me at $65-75, but if they were half that price I might splurge for a blood-splatterd Samhain Danzig.
Yes indeed -- that was where I stumbled across the link. I've been humming "Mother" all morning.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to think Gallo's thing is totally real -- for what particular reason, I don't know, I just like the idea of people like Gallo out there.
Either it's real, or Gallo is a comedic genius dug in even deeper than Kaufman.
Which would also be someone I'd like to know is out there.
He might take offense to the Kaufman reference--note the pretty serious anti-semitism in the sperm-donation section...
ReplyDelete"On the day of Nixon's unjust resignation, a young Gallo cried his beautiful heart out."
ReplyDeleteI really hope nobody takes him up on the sperm thing. And that I never have to discuss VG's seed again.