4.05.2007

Worst Poet ever (in pictures)

It's only too bad there aren't any samples of his poems here....

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  2. But here's one! (Not that I want to encourage anyone to read bad poetry...)
    "Lines in Reply to the Beautiful Poet who Welcomed News of McGonagall's Departure from Dundee"--an excerpt:
    And, in conclusion, I'd have him to beware,
    And never again to interfere with a poet's hair,
    Because Christ the Saviour wore long hair,
    And many more good men, I do declare.

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  3. Welcome.

    http://unix.cc.wmich.edu/~cooneys/poems/bad/Marzials.Tragedy.html

    The Hood Company

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  4. Another snippet:

    Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay!
    Alas! I am very sorry to say
    That ninety lives have been taken away
    On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
    Which will be remember'd for a very long time.

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