tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10113687.post116344769016402148..comments2023-11-30T02:30:42.825-08:00Comments on E a r t h G o a t: El Gordo de Amore Interview, Mark 36Grendelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06664099783685963708noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10113687.post-1163773374721837212006-11-17T06:22:00.000-08:002006-11-17T06:22:00.000-08:00DUCK, DOGS SUE WEB EROTICIST -- (AP) Massachusetts...DUCK, DOGS SUE WEB EROTICIST -- (AP) Massachusetts -- Perhaps taking a cue from recent lawsuits brought against Sacha Baron Cohen, a duck and two dogs filed suit Friday against El Gordo de Amore, who pens Internet erotica on an obscure blog.<BR/><BR/>"I was told I was to pretend to be violated for a fake interview," said Twaddles, the duck, in a statement to reporters. "But in fact El Gordo assaulted me. He tried to... he made me..." Twaddles could not continue and was led in tears from the press conference by his lawyer.<BR/><BR/>"We stand with Twaddles is objecting to the cruelty of El Gordo de Amore," said Grendel, one of two dogs portrayed in an online stunt in which El Gordo de Amore pretends to be interviewed by the blog that publishes his sex-soaked screeds. "We never barked or tried to attack him, as he claims in his 'interview'," agreed Luka, the other dog. "We are peaceful creatures undeserving of such a vicious, false portrayal."<BR/><BR/>El Gordo de Amore did not immediately return phone calls requesting comment on the suit.<BR/><BR/>The real identity of El Gordo de Amore is a matter of speculation. He has not come out of character since his salacious debut on the Web earlier this year and refuses to appear for interviews, preferring to interview himself randomly on the blog. A number of people have pointed to similarities in his writing to Henry Kissinger's memoir. Kissinger's press office categorically denies any involvement in the scandal. Others claim the reclusive literary genius Thomas Pynchon is behind the pseudo-Victorian e-bodice rippers.Grendelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06664099783685963708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10113687.post-1163524442952240482006-11-14T09:14:00.000-08:002006-11-14T09:14:00.000-08:00Oh my. "FEAST ON POP BOY AND HIS LITTLE SILLIES!"...Oh my. "FEAST ON POP BOY AND HIS LITTLE SILLIES!" I'm making every effort not to piss my pants at work after that one.iowagilchristhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06437048037122776820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10113687.post-1163479866616926192006-11-13T20:51:00.000-08:002006-11-13T20:51:00.000-08:00What I'm stunned to learn is that El Gordo somehow...What I'm stunned to learn is that El Gordo somehow found out about that double-secret betting pool.<BR/><BR/>Come out to LA, dude!dunkeyshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18262053391724614155noreply@blogger.com