12.07.2006

Astonishing

http://vgmerchandise.com/misc.html

7 comments:

MSF said...

This might be the most unbelievable thing I've ever seen, especially the last paragraph. How broke do you think he is?

Kerry said...

Don't you think this has to be a joke? Is Vincent Gallo this funny? ("Must be a natural woman"? "Must bathe before our enounter"? This is genius!)

If this is not a joke, El Gordo, you know what to get me for Christmas.

traca de broon said...

Sperm is going too far, but I'd be willing to part with Grendel's accordion straps for $350.00. Takers?

Brando said...

I am thinking it is a very good, very inexpensive publicity stunt. I honestly hope that's what it is.

El Gordo, I don't know if you found Mssr. Gallo via the Onion's gift guide, but have you seen the Glen Danzig figures? Too expensive for me at $65-75, but if they were half that price I might splurge for a blood-splatterd Samhain Danzig.

El Gordo de Amore said...

Yes indeed -- that was where I stumbled across the link. I've been humming "Mother" all morning.

I'd like to think Gallo's thing is totally real -- for what particular reason, I don't know, I just like the idea of people like Gallo out there.

Either it's real, or Gallo is a comedic genius dug in even deeper than Kaufman.

Which would also be someone I'd like to know is out there.

MSF said...

He might take offense to the Kaufman reference--note the pretty serious anti-semitism in the sperm-donation section...

Trevor Jackson said...

"On the day of Nixon's unjust resignation, a young Gallo cried his beautiful heart out."

I really hope nobody takes him up on the sperm thing. And that I never have to discuss VG's seed again.