"Man acts as though he were the shaper and master of language, while in fact language remains the master of man." -- Heidegger
This might be the most unbelievable thing I've ever seen, especially the last paragraph. How broke do you think he is?
Don't you think this has to be a joke? Is Vincent Gallo this funny? ("Must be a natural woman"? "Must bathe before our enounter"? This is genius!)If this is not a joke, El Gordo, you know what to get me for Christmas.
Sperm is going too far, but I'd be willing to part with Grendel's accordion straps for $350.00. Takers?
I am thinking it is a very good, very inexpensive publicity stunt. I honestly hope that's what it is.El Gordo, I don't know if you found Mssr. Gallo via the Onion's gift guide, but have you seen the Glen Danzig figures? Too expensive for me at $65-75, but if they were half that price I might splurge for a blood-splatterd Samhain Danzig.
Yes indeed -- that was where I stumbled across the link. I've been humming "Mother" all morning.I'd like to think Gallo's thing is totally real -- for what particular reason, I don't know, I just like the idea of people like Gallo out there.Either it's real, or Gallo is a comedic genius dug in even deeper than Kaufman.Which would also be someone I'd like to know is out there.
He might take offense to the Kaufman reference--note the pretty serious anti-semitism in the sperm-donation section...
"On the day of Nixon's unjust resignation, a young Gallo cried his beautiful heart out."I really hope nobody takes him up on the sperm thing. And that I never have to discuss VG's seed again.
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