Worst Poet ever (in pictures)

It's only too bad there aren't any samples of his poems here....


Toad Press said...
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Toad Press said...

But here's one! (Not that I want to encourage anyone to read bad poetry...)
"Lines in Reply to the Beautiful Poet who Welcomed News of McGonagall's Departure from Dundee"--an excerpt:
And, in conclusion, I'd have him to beware,
And never again to interfere with a poet's hair,
Because Christ the Saviour wore long hair,
And many more good men, I do declare.

bhadd said...



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Grendel said...

Another snippet:

Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay!
Alas! I am very sorry to say
That ninety lives have been taken away
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.