"And given my build, which conceals all evidence of my skeleton, the gnome shorts appeared as a sort of mid-body tourniquet."
Freaking hilarious.
I'm of the opinion that staying healthy is best accomplished by maintaining as toxic and hostile an atmosphere within your body as possible, in order to discourage the infestation of microbes. Leave the poor toxins alone. They weren't bothering you...
Glowing red people! Thank you Grendel--I haven't laughed that hard in a while. At points, I had to stop reading because of the tears. It was a pretty good workout just reading it. ha!
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"And given my build, which conceals all evidence of my skeleton, the gnome shorts appeared as a sort of mid-body tourniquet."
Freaking hilarious.
I'm of the opinion that staying healthy is best accomplished by maintaining as toxic and hostile an atmosphere within your body as possible, in order to discourage the infestation of microbes. Leave the poor toxins alone. They weren't bothering you...
Glowing red people! Thank you Grendel--I haven't laughed that hard in a while. At points, I had to stop reading because of the tears. It was a pretty good workout just reading it. ha!
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