Um, if you haven't already, you might want to check out Brando's latest piece, called "Gene Shalit's parasitic twin reviews Revenge of the Sith." Yeah, you probably want to do that.
"Our mother didn’t help matters by dressing us in the same outfits," explains Shalit's abbreviated brother 'Harry.' "So we escaped to the dark safety of the movie theater, where I could detach from him for a couple hours without a lot of screaming and fainting." In case you were wondering about the hair thing, Gene's signature frizztop "...stores vital nutrients I could only otherwise get by digesting his internal organs."
Dark, dark stuff. (TLB, what the hell is in y'all's medicine cabinet?)