3.16.2007

The dike thing

From Time magazine, June 19, 1950.

He looked up and saw a small hole in the dike through which a tiny stream was flowing. Any child in Holland will shudder at the thought of a leak in the dike! . . . That little hole, if the water were allowed to trickle through, would soon be a large one, and a terrible inundation would be the result. Quick as a flash he saw his duty . . . His chubby little finger was thrust in almost before he knew it. The flowing was stopped! "Ah!" he thought, with a chuckle of boyish delight, "the angry waters must stay back now! Haarlem shall not be drowned while I am here!"

Haarlem was not drowned. The little boy stayed at the dike all night, too cold even to whistle and attract the attention of passersby, until he was found in the morning and the hole was plugged. Thus, in Hans Brinker or, The Silver Skates (1865), Mary Mapes Dodge told the legend of the sluicer's son who became "The Hero of Haarlem." The practical Dutch pointed out that the story was not true and technically quite implausible. But Americans visiting The Netherlands invariably asked to see the place where the little boy had put his finger in the dike.

2 comments:

Trevor said...

Man, talk about your low-hanging fruit. Right over the plate, if you'll pardon an additional metaphor.

Eh, I'll pluck (or swing): A wall with a hole in it ain't exactly what American tourists are probably asking to see.

Happy birthday, Grendel!

the plunge said...

I once saw a piece of filthy cartoon pornography lying on the street in Spain, and bent over to get a closer look. It was the story of how a young man plugged a hole in the dike. No hands.

Think I'm joking?