Supposedly, some of the students decided to start referring to me as Runkel, from the show, Californication.
In an effort to find out how much vengeance this requires, I searched around and found out the character is an agent, completely bald, and was fired for masturbating, but that's all I can come up with.
Since I have long, Fabio-like locks, I figure it can't be the bald thing, I have never been an agent -- so that leaves the masturbating, which I of course limit to public rest areas and the bathrooms of friends, so that can't be it either.
Any of you television junkies have some helpful insight? Should I be upset or amused?