10.11.2005

A frosty morning in hell

Pigs are flying, and lions are sharing hammocks with lambs. I know these things because Bono and U2 are playing a fundraiser for Senator Rick "Man on Dog" Santorum (R-PA). What in the bloody hell is going on with this? It's not April first... I can't figure it out.

5 comments:

ian said...

Okay. What's happening is this: U2 is playing a show on their tour in Philly that night. Santorum's people rented a luxury suite and are selling tickets to that suite -- watch U2 with Sen. Fuckface (R-PA)! -- as a fundraiser.

Grendel said...

THANK YOU. Pigs are dropping out of the sky, and the scene in the hammock ... oh, dear.

Anyway, I hope Bono points him out to the crowd and calls him a bloody wanker or something.

Brando said...

Good ol' Newsmax, giving you the straight dope as always. I was intrigued by the link at the bottom that said, "God wants you to be rich, not poor." Funny, don't remember coming across Paul's First Letter to the Shareholders during Bible classes in school.

bihari said...

Re the rich-not-poor deal: somebody call the Franciscans quick! They've been doing it all wrong for five hundred years!

Grendel said...

Not to mention Jesus himself: "And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God." -- Matthew 19:24