9.10.2008

The biggest problems facing America today

From watching the Republican convention and listening to John McCain and Sarah Palin since then, I've gathered together a list of the top problems that the Republicans believe are facing America:

1. Damned earmarks!   They're .6% of our annual budget!
2. Liberal Washington and the Eastern elites who have governed the past eight years!
3. Sexist Democrats!

Anything else you'd like to add to the list?

5 comments:

Trevor Jackson said...

this may fall under no. 2, but you forgot the importance of drill(ing), baby, drill(ing)

Grendel said...

Intolerance about out-of-wedlock births, which are actually blessings. And uppity community organizers. And silly arguments about "experience," which are usually sexist arguments.

Grendel said...

Sorry, forgot one: the infuriating insistence by the media that they have the right to "question" a vice presidential nominee.

Trevor Jackson said...

This guy thinks there are only two Republican concerns.

Pete said...

the liberal bloggers Obama secretly works for.