10.13.2005

More on dogs

Jim, the guy retiling our kitchen floor, on the subject of dogs, as we watched The Real Grendel chase Luka around and around and around the yard:

"Now, these dogs are friendly, I don't have a problem in the world with them. But I had a job a while back at this house where the woman had just took in two pups from a litter of beagles. When I showed up next morning, the one had killed the other one. Just bit it till it died. She was crying, and she has a little boy with Down's syndrome, you know, and it was too much of a risk, so I went home and got my shotgun and ... well, killed it. Another time on a different job, I let myself in the gate and wasn't halfway to the house when something hit my ankle. I looked down and there's this growling mutt clamped onto my boot. I kicked it off and told the woman, look I'm not coming back here until that dog is put up somewhere, because if it's me against the dog, I'll give you one guess who's going to win. That very afternoon the dog got out and went down to the neighbor's and went after that guy in his own yard. Now that guy blew him away, just blew away that dog, so that didn't turn out to be a problem for me anymore. My neighbor has three huge St. Bernards, huge, huge dogs, and this tiny little girl, and they made a kind of saddle for the dogs, and that girl just rides one around like a horse till it gets tired, then they saddle up the next one, and so on. I love dogs."

3 comments:

chad said...

Um, that's like the best thing I've ever heard. I need to remove my ipod and start talking to strangers.

SER said...

Where does this little St Bernard wrangler live? I want to see her in action!

BTW, speaking of dogs, I threw Grendel's and Luka's names around today at Lucky Pawz when Mark went for his screening interview there. Mark passed and will soon be spending a couple of days a week playing vigorously. Perhaps G. and L. will be there sometimes with him?

Grendel said...

Oh, they are there every other week or so. One of the best things about Lucky Pawz is the fact that they take photos of the dogs there all day long and post them.