1) I am glad I don't have to live in this state much longer.
2) The crimes named in the second-to-last paragraph lead me to suspect this is an April Fool's ha-ha.
3) It has to be.
4) On an ontological level.
5) You're telling me there's no one in all of South America to do this stuff?


Grendel said...

Where are you off to, segall?

segall said...

K & I should be touching down in Chicago by the end of the year. (I guess that use of "much longer" was on the liberal side.) We'll be there for a decent stretch this summer we well, if any of you Iowayans happened to be sucked into the metropolitan vortex.